Won’t you step into the freezer
Seize her with a tweezer
Won’t you step into the freezer
Tease her with a tweezer
It’s gonna be cold cold cold cold cold (4x)
Won’t you step into the freezer
Please her with a tweezer
Won’t you step into the freezer
Please her with a tweezer
It’s gonna be cold cold cold cold cold (4x)
Look who’s in the freezer
Uncle Ebenezer