Penn Jillette Wiki Biography
Penn Fraser Jillette was born on the 5th March 1955, in Greenfield, Massachusetts USA. He is a magician, illusionist, juggler, musician, actor and author which are all sources of Penn Jillette’s net worth. He is also known for supporting the ideas of free-market capitalism, libertarianism, scientific scepticism and atheism. Jillette has been active in the entertainment industry since 1974.
How much is Penn Jillette’s net worth? It has been estimated that the outright size of his wealth is as much as $175 million, accumulated during his varied career of over 40 years.
Penn Jillette Net Worth $175 Million
Penn Jillette was raised in Greenfield, Massachusetts. He became aware of atheistic ideas in his teenage years. Penn was educated at Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in which he met his future partner Raymond Teller. Together they formed the successful duo Penn & Teller which toured all over the country. The performances of the duo Penn & Teller increased the net worth of Penn and his partner considerably, as with an interesting program which included eating fire, juggling knives and swallowing needles they attracted large audience, and were invited to perform in many shows.
Other significant sources of Penn Jillette’s net worth are films and television. Concerning his roles on the cinema screen, Jillette has appeared in more than 20 films. Jillette and Teller starred in the black comedy film “Penn & Teller Get Killed” directed by Arthur Penn., playing themselves, though the film received mostly negative reviews. Penn was in the main cast of the films “Hackers” (1995) directed by Iain Softley, “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” (1998) directed and co-written by Terry Gilliam, “Michael Moore Hates America” (2004) directed by Mike Wilson, “An Honest Liar” (2014) directed and produced by Tyler Measom and Justin Weinstein, and others.
Among a number of episodic appearances on television, the duo had their own shows “Penn & Teller’s Sin City Spectacular”(1998–1999), “Penn & Teller: Bullshit!”(2003–2010) and “Penn & Teller: Fool Us”(2010–present). Jillette was cast as a regular in the television game show “Hollywood Squares”(1999–2004), and since 2014 has hosted “Penn Jillette’s Street Cred” (2014–present).
More, during his career Penn has been featuring in several podcasts. Currently, he stars in the podcast “Penn’s Sunday School”(2012–present). On the whole, cinema, television and the internet have all added significant revenue to the total size of Jillette’s net worth.
In addition to the above, Penn Jillette is the author of books which are usually based on the topic of magic, or shares atheistic beliefs. He debuted with the book “Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends” (1989), and among his more popular publications are “Penn and Teller’s How to Play In Traffic” (1997), “How to Cheat Your Friends at Poker: The Wisdom of Dickie Richar” (2005) and “Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of God, No!” (2012). Writing has also increased the net worth of Penn Jillette.
Concerning the private life of the magician, Penn Jillette is married to Emily Zolten since 2004, and the family has two children.
| Full Name | Penn & Teller |
| Net Worth | $175 Million |
| Salary | $175 million |
| Date Of Birth | March 5, 1955 |
| Place Of Birth | Greenfield, Massachusetts, United States |
| Height | 6 ft 5 in (1.98 m) |
| Profession | Actor, Television producer, Magician, Illusionist, Writer, Inventor, Musician, Comedian, Screenwriter, Voice Actor |
| Education | Amherst College, Central High School, Julia R. Masterman School, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College |
| Nationality | United States of America |
| Spouse | Emily Zolten Jillette (m. 2004) |
| Children | Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette, Zolten Penn Jillette |
| Parents | Joseph Teller, Irene B. Derrickson, Samuel H. Jillette, Valda R. Jillette |
| Siblings | Valda Jillette Stowe, Valda Jillette Stowe |
| Nicknames | Penn Fraser Jillette , Jillette, Penn , Penn and Teller , Penn , Penn & Teller |
| http://www.twitter.com/pennjillette | |
| Google+ | http://plus.google.com/103472952324873369088 |
| IMDB | http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0422710 |
| Awards | WGA Award for Best Comedy/Variety – (Including Talk) Series – Television, Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle Award for Illusions/Magic Design, WGA Award for Best Comedy/Variety – (Including Talk) Series – Television |
| Music Groups | Wonderlick |
| Nominations | Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music And Lyrics, Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Reality Program, BAFTA Award for Best Documentary, Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing – Nonfiction Programming, BAFTA Award for Best Documentary, Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Realit… |
| Movies | My Chauffeur, Penn & Teller Get Killed, Car 54, Where Are You?, The Fantasticks, Dracula’s Daughters vs. the Space Brains, Atlas Shrugged: Part II, Tim’s Vermeer, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, Director’s Cut, Zoey’s Zoo, & Teller, Play Dead, Director’s Cut, Tim’s Vermeer, Toy Story, Hackers, Penn & Tell… |
| TV Shows | Penn & Teller: Fool Us, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Penn & Teller Tell a Lie, Dancing with the Stars, Wizard Wars, Penn & Teller’s Sin City Spectacular, Penn & Teller’s Magic and Mystery Tour, Hollywood Squares, Identity, The Moxy Show, Behind the Scenes, Penn Point |
| Trademark | |
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| 1 | Long black hair, usually tied back in a ponytail |
| 2 | Glasses |
| 3 | Soul patch |
| 4 | Towering height |
| 5 | Deep hoarse voice |
| 6 | Acerbic humor |
| 7 | The taller, non-silent half of Penn & Teller |
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| 1 | One of the things video games do is allow a playfulness of fear and aggression, to explore in that space and be comfortable without anyone getting hurt. Certain horrors in our world we can’t defeat. Death is certain. Pain is certain. Suffering is certain. We can’t fight that in the real world, and yet in art we can. [Controlling fear of those certainties through any kind of art is] the strongest ‘fuck you’ to death and suffering we’re able to give. [February, 2016] |
| 2 | This is going to sound horrible, but I don’t even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it’s more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I’ll ever need. |
| 3 | The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of God or religion doesn’t matter, it’s not an important decision. I think it’s vitally important; it’s what all our lives are based on. |
| 4 | Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that’s available. |
| 5 | People still seem to think that they should vote themselves money. They seem to think there is stuff which they think is the government’s job, when it’s really the individual’s job. |
| 6 | When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, ‘This really is what religious people do.’ Those people flying the plane were very good, very pious, truly faithful believers. There’s no other way to paint them. Of course, they are extremists by definition, but they certainly aren’t going against Islam in any real way. |
| 7 | In my run-ins with Christians… I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don’t seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do. |
| 8 | I don’t want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it’s for their own good and they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I want to help them. I want us all to help them. |
| 9 | Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there’s always balances on that. |
| 10 | A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, ‘I don’t want to be too old to play baseball with my son.’ They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents’ age. |
| 11 | I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe… is by talking very strongly about what we believe. |
| 12 | When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn’t duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn’t be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race. |
| 13 | I think it’s pretty cruel to give a kid a name that others are going to have. I think it’s very important to have a unique name within any group you’re likely to be in. |
| 14 | If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the government does to be done, I just want it to be done voluntarily. |
| 15 | I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing. |
| 16 | Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don’t think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it’s some sort of Jungian memory, I don’t know. But they have so much sugar, it’s great. |
| 17 | I’m not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom. |
| 18 | Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing – actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals. |
| 19 | It wasn’t success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together – within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people’s goal. |
| 20 | Having a Hummer is stupid. It’s stupid to waste that much gas. It’s stupid to waste that much money on gas. It’s stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking. |
| 21 | ‘Christian’ used to be a throwaway word. People didn’t used to use it much. People didn’t start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn’t one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers. |
| 22 | You should think about the world and feel about your heart. |
| 23 | No one can tell you the rules of ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can. |
| 24 | You can’t believe how pro-gay and pro-freedom-of-speech I am. I’m way out beyond anyone on the Left. |
| 25 | I’ve voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don’t really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty. |
| 26 | The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, ‘There go our civil rights.’ I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That’s the first thing that popped into our head. |
| 27 | You can’t allow people freedom and then change your mind when the things don’t go your way. |
| 28 | We need a president who realizes that there’s no government business in show business. |
| 29 | We celebrities are desperate pigs. |
| 30 | Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine. |
| 31 | We know what racist people look like. They don’t deny it. They just don’t! |
| 32 | The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. |
| 33 | The reason I’m an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn’t wait for the Powerbook. |
| 34 | There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can’t really perform live at all – don’t really have jobs and skills. |
| 35 | The only secret of magic is that I’m willing to work harder on it than you think it’s worth. |
| 36 | There’s no job in show business that’s harder than any other job outside show business. |
| 37 | Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else’s vision. |
| 38 | Obama is a great leader. He can fire people up and get them to do what he wants. |
| 39 | Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it. |
| 40 | Showbiz is just there to give people something to talk about. |
| 41 | Religion is often just tribalism: pride in a group one was born into, a group that is often believed to have ‘God’ on its side. |
| 42 | In reality, many people let go of religion later in life. |
| 43 | My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen. |
| 44 | Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he’s going for – 14-year-old white suburban girls. |
| 45 | ‘Moxie’ is a name that was created by an American for the first national soft drink and then went on to mean chutzpah, and that’s nice. |
| 46 | My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no. |
| 47 | I’m totally clean and sober my whole life. |
| 48 | In my private life, I’m not around any drugs or alcohol. |
| 49 | I’ve never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. |
| 50 | If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that’s done close up. |
| 51 | If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn’t have stumbled my way through ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ |
| 52 | I read a lot of books to my children, and they all seem really good. I think people have gotten really good at children’s books. |
| 53 | I’m totally against straight marriage – even though I’m married. I don’t think heterosexual marriage is any of the government’s business. |
| 54 | I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books. |
| 55 | I’m an amazing mama’s boy. |
| 56 | I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. |
| 57 | I hate that not everything ever written is on iBooks. Man, I hate paper. |
| 58 | I don’t want everyone to read anything; I like us all reading different books. |
| 59 | I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me. |
| 60 | I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along. |
| 61 | I don’t know what’s best for other people. |
| 62 | Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that’s what I want. |
| 63 | Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you’re old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you’ve learned that difference. |
| 64 | I don’t speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats. |
| 65 | I’m a big fan of huge populations of people, so you’d think with 300 million people in the country, you don’t even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful. |
| 66 | Technology adds nothing to art. |
| 67 | If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won’t be around drugs and alcohol at all. |
| 68 | The medium is not the message – the message is the message. |
| 69 | The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing. |
| 70 | Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks. |
| 71 | I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself. |
| 72 | I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right. |
| 73 | I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules. |
| 74 | I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers. |
| 75 | I’m always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports. |
| 76 | For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights. |
| 77 | I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level. |
| 78 | Everybody prefers to see a nut – they’re more fascinating. |
| 79 | Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense. |
| 80 | I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it’s not censorship. |
| 81 | Comedy is taken care of by a free market. |
| 82 | There never was a God. ‘God is dead’ is a halfway measure I won’t go with. |
| 83 | Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart. |
| 84 | Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral. |
| 85 | As much as I disagreed with every second of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11,’ the fact that it is out made me jump for joy. |
| 86 | Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste. |
| 87 | Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who’s ever lived. Nobody touches him. |
| 88 | Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush – so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me. |
| 89 | If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. |
| 90 | I don’t question things that go against what I believe very much. But boy, the stuff that I really want to believe, I really question a lot. |
| 91 | Mentally ill people come from all belief systems. |
| 92 | One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we’re in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. |
| 93 | When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda. |
| 94 | The skills that we have are the actual magic skills – not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don’t get to use again. |
| 95 | One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They’re all hanging from a thread – sometimes literally. |
| 96 | I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn’t mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are two different things. Ideas can be stupid and crazy, and the people who hold those ideas are not necessarily stupid and crazy. |
| 97 | My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15. |
| 98 | The only place we were really told to tone it down – where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn’t – was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing. |
| 99 | Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you’d run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn’t go into work like you’re going on a date, like you’re hanging out with friends. |
| 100 | I’m a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can’t really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that’s religious. |
| 101 | The Tea Party claims to want small government. |
| 102 | World War II proves there’s no God. |
| 103 | We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that. |
| 104 | We aren’t people who believe that just because we’re performers our opinions on everything need to be known. |
| 105 | The most important part of life is work, it’s the flow, it’s getting stuff done, feeling like you’re doing something. |
| 106 | My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn’t screw that up by marrying a great golfer. |
| 107 | A two-party system is way too good for those two parties. |
| 108 | Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary. |
| 109 | Trey Parker did ‘Book of Mormon.’ It’s the best Broadway show I’ve ever seen. He does ‘South Park.’ It’s wonderful. |
| 110 | I believe in individual rights so much that I don’t like any sort of ‘what’s good for the cause’-type questions. |
| 111 | I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life. |
| 112 | I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. |
| 113 | I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world. |
| 114 | I’m very happy being big and effeminate. |
| 115 | If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up. |
| 116 | I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that’s the same color. I tend to overthink things. |
| 117 | Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I’m a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything. |
| 118 | I’ve never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life. |
| 119 | The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody. |
| 120 | I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away. |
| 121 | I’m really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I’d be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things. |
| 122 | When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games. |
| 123 | Once you have somebody that is telling you, ‘We are interpreting God for you,’ it seems like you either agree or you don’t. You either say, like Martin Luther, ‘I’m going to have a direct relationship with the word of God,’ or I”m going to go through a conduit of God on Earth,’ which would be the Pope. |
| 124 | The secret truth of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is that it isn’t very hard… ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty. |
| 125 | If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don’t know how I would make that make sense in the universe. |
| 126 | Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It’s the absence of religion, and that’s a wonderful thing. |
| 127 | One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we’re in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in your head, is always dealt with in magic. The smarter the tricks you’re doing, the more that’ s an important thing. |
| 128 | Religion is faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Belief without evidence cannot be shared. Faith is a feeling. Love is also a feeling, but love makes no universal claims. Love is pure. |
| 129 | When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people who died in 9/11, even if you are talking Americans. But you know, I don’t like to talk Americans. I want to talk everybody. More innocent people died after 9/11 because of 9/11 than died in 9/11. |
| 130 | Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there. |
| 131 | I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that’s very, very difficult. |
| 132 | My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you’re ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant. |
| 133 | I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand. |
| 134 | But it’s much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it’s more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen. |
| 135 | Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly. |
| 136 | There is no reason for the government to limit political speech. |
| 137 | From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern’s studio, and to 30 Rock for ‘Letterman’ and ‘SNL.’ Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town. |
| 138 | The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody. |
| 139 | My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were – it’s all the way back. It’s New English puritanical tradition. |
| 140 | If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it’s the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order. |
| 141 | When I buy Windows 98, I’m not only buying something useful, I’m giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing. |
| 142 | I don’t think I’m made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I’m made to be a loose cannon. |
| 143 | The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all. |
| 144 | I didn’t learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business. |
| 145 | Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience. |
| 146 | I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you’re afraid to say anything because they’ll hurt you. |
| 147 | Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment. |
| 148 | I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage. |
| 149 | I’m always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they’re often not very stupid in hindsight. |
| 150 | It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. |
| 151 | The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things. |
| 152 | It’s only the losers named ‘Dave’ that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They’re named ‘Dave.’ |
| 153 | ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I’ve ever seen. |
| 154 | Penn & Teller don’t know jack about global warming. |
| 155 | A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’ |
| 156 | Every poker player is smarter than me. |
| 157 | Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy. |
| 158 | I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I’m there. |
| 159 | I’ve been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice. |
| 160 | For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show. |
| 161 | Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever. |
| 162 | I like movies that are scary, but I don’t want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn’t make movies like that. |
| 163 | The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don’t believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you’re being censored. |
| 164 | The fact is that violence gives you a rush. |
| 165 | My hair is way, way long. I’ve hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I’ve ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair. |
| 166 | Everyone’s goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those. |
| 167 | I think one of the things about Donald Trump that’s interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it’s possible that he doesn’t get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It’s a danger more in show business than it is with wealth. |
| 168 | The cliché of the nerdy kid who doesn’t go outside and just plays games is completely untrue. And it’s also true for the nerdy kid who studies comic books and turns into this genius, and it is also true for the nerdy kid who listens to every nerdy thing that Led Zeppelin put out. That kind of obsession in a 16-year-old is not ugly. It’s beautiful. |
| 169 | America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect. |
| 170 | TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows. |
| 171 | Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we’re destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something. |
| 172 | To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I’d never seen a rock and roll show, I’d never seen a comic or a show. |
| 173 | If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it. |
| 174 | People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical. |
| 175 | All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician. |
| 176 | Believing there’s no God means I can’t really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That’s good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around. |
| 177 | I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other. |
| 178 | You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you’re gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it’s in Vegas. |
| 179 | A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they’ll do is say, ‘You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.’ And my answer is always, ‘I hope so.’ |
| 180 | I’m not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash. |
| 181 | Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president. |
| 182 | I don’t believe the majority always knows what’s best for everyone. |
| 183 | Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. |
| 184 | Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It’s just ganging up against the weird kid, and I’m always the weird kid. |
| 185 | When you tell other people to do stuff they don’t know how to do, they tend to freak out. |
| 186 | I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil. |
| 187 | I don’t want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family. |
| 188 | Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you’re manipulating objects, not people. And that’s always appealed to me. |
| 189 | I don’t believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don’t believe in punishment. |
| 190 | You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican. |
| 191 | I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making ‘Dawn of the Dead,’ he was coaching his son’s little league team. |
| 192 | Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don’t need religion. |
| 193 | Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it’s amazing how many people get that. |
| 194 | I’m a hardcore libertarian – I want everything legal – but I also believe that you have the right to free association. |
| 195 | I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I’ve read it three times all the way through. It’s a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don’t just read things I agree with. |
| 196 | Don’t waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it’ll make you bugnutty. |
| 197 | The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible. |
| 198 | Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups. |
| 199 | You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ… or you think he’s a liar. And I’m surprised by the number of atheist free thinkers that support Obama, and their argument is essentially, ‘He’s lying about being religious ’cause you have to do that to get elected.’ It’s a horrible reason to like somebody. |
| 200 | Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, ‘That’s nice.’ |
| 201 | There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about gaming or 20th century classical music, you can’t do it in five minutes. You can’t listen to ‘The Rite of Spring’ once and understand what Stravinsky was all about. |
| 202 | When you’re watching Psycho, there’ s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you’re not, and that’s where the celebration comes in. |
| 203 | It’s amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness. |
| 204 | Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You’re basically saying, ‘I can’t make this other food taste good, so I’ll throw in bacon.’ |
| 205 | ‘Psycho’ is fascinating philosophically, because the point of ‘Psycho’ is that everything that’s bad happens because of love. |
| 206 | There are magic tricks that look astonishing, and that – if you knew the secret – you would think are a little easy. Magic strips that out in an almost burlesque caricature way: to conceal how it’s put together. When someone in music plays an effortless riff – when you hear John Coltrane play something that just flows out of the sax easily and comfortably – the fact that he was doing tedious work to get there is supposed to disappear, exactly the same as a magic trick. |
| 207 | [on the environment, June 20, 2008] Every bit of my bullshit detector goes off like crazy over global warming, and every fucking thing Al Gore says. He seems to me like a lying sack of shit who’s wrong about everything. |
| 208 | [on his son’s name] Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog. |
| Fact | |
|---|---|
| 1 | He was awarded a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for Live Theatre at 7003 Hollywood Boulevard in Hollywood, California on April 5, 2013. |
| 2 | Performed a nightly show at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada (2003). |
| 3 | Partnered with Kym Johnson on the sixth season of Dancing with the Stars (2005). [March 2008] |
| 4 | Had his first work of fiction titled “Sock” published. [July 2004] |
| 5 | Hosting season 8 of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003). [June 2010] |
| 6 | Was a performer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. |
| 7 | Claims to have no facial recall. He says he even ran into his mother once after a show and did not recognize her. |
| 8 | Owns a pink Mini Cooper with a vanity license plate reading ATHEIST. |
| 9 | Attended Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College. |
| 10 | High school classmates with Michael Moschen. |
| 11 | Knows how to do fire-eating, and has shown this talent on an episode of his game show, Identity (2006). |
| 12 | Son Zolten Penn Jillette was born 22 May 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada. He weighed 8 pounds, 13 ounces and joins his 11-month-old sister, Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. |
| 13 | Never drinks or smokes. |
| 14 | Daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette was born on Friday, June 3, 2005. |
| 15 | Jokes that the reason for him painting his fingernail is because he “Shot a man for asking him personal questions!”. The real reason is that it is a joke between him and his mother. |
| 16 | The original announcer for cable channel Comedy Central. |
| 17 | Never knew how to play poker, until 8 days before his appearance on Celebrity Poker Showdown (2003) on July 15, 2004. |
| 18 | Plays the upright bass in his show in Vegas. He also helped compose some of the songs for the show. |
| 19 | Nail of the ring finger of his left hand is always painted. |
| 20 | Is a Cato Institute H.L. Mencken Research Fellow. |
| 21 | Owned an over-sized sport-utility vehicle painted bright pink (he nicknamed it “Pink Death”), with a Nevada vanity license plate that read “6SIX6”. He reportedly spent several thousand dollars on a customized sound system for it. He sold it in 2005, to raise money for J.R.E.F. (the James Randi Education Foundation). |
| 22 | With partner Teller, half of comedy/magic team Penn & Teller. |
Writer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Grounds | 2017 | filming | |
| Penn & Teller: Fool Us | 2015-2016 | TV Series created by – 15 episodes | |
| Director’s Cut | 2016 | ||
| Tim’s Vermeer | 2013 | Documentary written by | |
| Penn & Teller Tell a Lie | TV Series 2 episodes, 2011 written by – 1 episode, 2011 | ||
| Penn & Teller: Bullshit! | TV Series documentary written by – 75 episodes, 2003 – 2010 writer – 8 episodes, 2003 – 2009 | ||
| Penn & Teller: Off the Deep End | 2005 | TV Special | |
| Phobophilia: The Love of Fear | 1995 | TV Movie written by – as Penn | |
| Smoke and Mirrors | 1995 | Video Game | |
| The Moxy & Flea Show | 1995 | TV Series 1995-2000 | |
| The Moxy Pirate Show | 1994 | TV Series 1994-2000 | |
| The Unpleasant World of Penn & Teller | 1994 | TV Series written by – 6 episodes | |
| Monstervision | 1993 | TV Series 1993 | |
| Behind the Scenes | 1992/II | TV Mini-Series documentary host segments | |
| Don’t Try This at Home! | 1990 | TV Movie | |
| Penn & Teller Get Killed | 1989 | written by | |
| Ron Reagan Is the President’s Son | 1988 | TV Movie novella | |
| Invisible Thread | 1987 | TV Movie story – uncredited / written by | |
| Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends | 1987 | Video concept | |
| Penn & Teller Go Public | 1985 | TV Short creator |
Producer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Grounds | 2017 | producer filming | |
| Year Without God | Documentary executive producer post-production | ||
| Director’s Cut | 2016 | producer | |
| Penn & Teller: Fool Us | 2015 | TV Series executive producer – 1 episode | |
| Wizard Wars | 2014-2015 | TV Series executive producer – 6 episodes | |
| The Tomb | 2013 | Short executive producer | |
| Tim’s Vermeer | 2013 | Documentary producer | |
| Penn & Teller Tell a Lie | 2011 | TV Series executive producer – 3 episodes | |
| Penn & Teller: Bullshit! | TV Series documentary co-executive producer – 49 episodes, 2003 – 2006 executive producer – 31 episodes, 2007 – 2010 | ||
| The Aristocrats | 2005 | Documentary executive producer | |
| Sin City Spectacular | 1998 | TV Series co-executive producer | |
| Phobophilia: The Love of Fear | 1995 | TV Movie executive producer – as Penn |
Actor
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Grounds | 2017 | filming | Walt |
| Code Black | 2016 | TV Series | Johnny Prentiss |
| Scorpion | 2016 | TV Series | Dr. Cecil P. Rizzuto |
| Billions | 2016 | TV Series | Penn Jillette |
| Director’s Cut | 2016 | Herbert Blount | |
| Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! | 2015 | TV Movie | Lieutenant Colonel Stylo |
| Modern Family | 2015 | TV Series | Edward LeGrand |
| Alpha House | 2014 | TV Series | Penn Jillette |
| The Cleveland Show | 2012 | TV Series | Magical Johnson |
| CollegeHumor Originals | 2011 | TV Series | |
| Night of the Little Dead | 2011 | Short | Dave-O |
| The Defenders | 2010 | TV Series | Reuben Charters |
| The Growth | 2009 | Short | Dave (voice) |
| Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder | 2009 | Video | Penn Jillette’s Head (voice, as Penn & Teller) |
| Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular | 2007 | TV Movie | Ghost of Christmas Present |
| Handy Manny | 2007 | TV Series | Magic Marty |
| ¡Mucha Lucha!: The Return of El Maléfico | 2005 | Video | Fortune Teller / Pawn Shop Owner / Ticket Man / … (voice) |
| The West Wing | 2004 | TV Series | Penn Jilette |
| Girlfriends | 2004 | TV Series | Clem Valesco |
| Las Vegas | 2003 | TV Series | Penn Jilette |
| House of Mouse | 2001-2002 | TV Series | Pluto Devil |
| Just Shoot Me! | 2001 | TV Series | Terry |
| Nothing Sacred | 2000 | ||
| Fear of Fiction | 2000 | Albert | |
| Mickey Mouse Works | 1999-2000 | TV Series | Pluto Devil |
| The Simpsons | 1999 | TV Series | Penn Jilette |
| Hayley Wagner, Star | 1999 | TV Movie | Director |
| V.I.P. | 1999 | TV Series | Penn Jillette |
| Home Improvement | 1999 | TV Series | Penn Jilette |
| Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: Spellbound | 1998 | Video Game | Drell (voice) |
| Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | 1998 | Carnie Talker | |
| Dharma & Greg | 1998 | TV Series | Vincent |
| Babylon 5 | 1998 | TV Series | Rebo |
| Life Sold Separately | 1997 | Fred | |
| Pulp Comics: Jim Breuer | 1997 | TV Movie | Announcer |
| Friends | 1997 | TV Series | The Salesman |
| The Drew Carey Show | 1995-1997 | TV Series | Archibald Fenn |
| Sabrina, the Teenage Witch | 1996-1997 | TV Series | Drell |
| Steven Spielberg’s Director’s Chair | 1996 | Video Game | Leroy Paine |
| The Dana Carvey Show | 1996 | TV Series | Comedy Central Announcer |
| Burnzy’s Last Call | 1995 | Radio DJ (voice) | |
| The Moxy & Flea Show | 1995 | TV Series | Flea (1997-2000) (voice) |
| Toy Story | 1995 | TV Announcer (voice) | |
| Hackers | 1995 | Hal | |
| VR.5 | 1995 | TV Series | Mr.Orwell Kravitz |
| The Moxy Pirate Show | 1994 | TV Series | Flea (1994-2000) (voice) |
| Car 54, Where Are You? | 1994 | Luther (as Penn) | |
| Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman | 1994 | TV Series | Romick |
| Penn & Teller Get Killed | 1989 | Penn (as Penn) | |
| Gandahar | 1988 | Chief of the Deformed (English version, voice) | |
| Tough Guys Don’t Dance | 1987 | Big Stoop | |
| Off Beat | 1986 | Norman | |
| My Chauffeur | 1986 | Bone | |
| Miami Vice | 1985 | TV Series | Jimmy Borges |
| Savage Island | 1985 | Security Guard |
Camera Department
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Aristocrats | 2005 | Documentary camera operator |
Composer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends | 1987 | Video |
Music Department
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Unpleasant World of Penn & Teller | 1994 | TV Series musician – 1 episode |
Sound Department
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Aristocrats | 2005 | Documentary sound recordist |
Soundtrack
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Apprentice | 2013 | TV Series performer – 1 episode |
Miscellaneous
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Warriors | 1979 | knife thrower: main titles – television version, uncredited |
Thanks
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Tomb | 2013 | Short special thanks | |
| Play Dead | 2012/II | extra special thanks | |
| Great American Road Trip | 2009 | TV Series special thanks – 1 episode |
Self
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Independent Lens | 2016 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The Dr. Oz Show | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Oprah: Where Are They Now? | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Who Is Donald Trump? | 2015 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The 84th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade | 2015 | TV Movie | Himself – Grand Marshal |
| Beat Bobby Flay | 2015 | TV Series | Himself – Judge / Mentor |
| Jeopardy! | 2015 | TV Series | Himself – Clue Giver / Himself – Celebrity Contestant |
| StarTalk | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Can We Take a Joke? | 2015 | Documentary | Himself |
| Ice & Coco | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Tower to the People-Tesla’s Dream at Wardenclyffe Continues | 2015 | Documentary | Himself |
| American Graduate Day 2015 | 2015 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Through the Keyhole | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Mat Franco’s Got Magic | 2015 | TV Movie | Himself |
| The Greg Gutfeld Show | 2015 | TV Series | Himself – Magician / Comedian |
| The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore | 2015 | TV Series | Himself – Panelist |
| The Wendy Williams Show | 2012-2015 | TV Series | Himself – Guest / Himself |
| CBS This Morning | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Whose Line Is It Anyway? | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Today | 2014-2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Magic Show Story | 2015 | TV Movie documentary | Himself (as Penn & Teller) |
| I Can Do That! | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Doctors | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Theory of Obscurity: A Film About the Residents | 2015 | Documentary | |
| Wizard Wars | 2014-2015 | TV Series | Himself – Judge |
| King of the Nerds | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| Misery Loves Comedy | 2015 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| How to Make a Man | 2014 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Hell’s Kitchen | 2010-2014 | TV Series | Himself – Restaurant Patron / Himself / Himself – Magician & Comic |
| Deal with It | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Penn Jilette’s Street Cred | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| City Walk | 2014 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Casino Secrets | 2014 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Late Night with Seth Meyers | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Red Eye w/Tom Shillue | 2011-2014 | TV Series | Himself – Guest Panelist / Himself – Guest Panelisti |
| Food Network Star | 2014 | TV Series | Himself – Guest Judge |
| Camp Stew | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Celebrity Wife Swap | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Good Morning Britain | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Loose Women | 2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown | 2014 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| An Honest Liar | 2014 | Documentary | Himself – Magician (as Penn) |
| Britain’s Best Loved Double Acts | 2014 | TV Movie documentary | Himself – Double Act (as Penn & Teller) |
| The Arsenio Hall Show | 2013-2014 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Chopped | 2014 | TV Series | Himself – Contestant |
| Mending Kids International: All Star Concert for Children Worldwide | 2014 | TV Special | Himself |
| Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off | 2014 | TV Series | Himself – Team Rachael |
| The Independents | 2013-2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Rachael Ray | 2010-2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| NYFF51 | 2013 | Short | Himself |
| Stossel | 2013 | TV Series | Himself |
| Naked Vegas | 2013 | TV Series | Himself |
| Big Morning Buzz Live | 2012-2013 | TV Series | Himself |
| Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell | 2013 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Tim’s Vermeer | 2013 | Documentary | Himself |
| In Bed with Joan | 2013 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Late Night with Jimmy Fallon | 2009-2013 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Guest |
| The Apprentice | 2012-2013 | TV Series | Himself – Contestant / Himself – Finalist / Himself – Team Clay |
| The Unbelievers | 2013 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Hour | 2013 | TV Series | Himself |
| Piers Morgan Tonight | 2011-2013 | TV Series | Himself |
| Who’s Cooking with Florence Henderson | 2013 | TV Series | Himself |
| Rock and Roll Roast of Dee Snider | 2013 | TV Movie | Himself |
| The 2012 American Country Awards | 2012 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Playboy Morning Show | 2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell | 2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs | 2012 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Trip Flip | 2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| Owned & Operated | 2012 | Documentary | Himself |
| Ali 70 from Las Vegas | 2012 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Penn’s Sunday School | 2012 | TV Series | Himself – Host (2012) |
| Iron Chef America: The Series | 2012 | TV Series | Himself – ICA Judge |
| TVs 50 Greatest Magic Tricks | 2011 | TV Movie documentary | Himself (as Penn) |
| The Royal Variety Performance 2011 | 2011 | TV Movie | Himself – Performer |
| Penn & Teller Tell a Lie | 2011 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Host |
| A Tribute to Laurel & Hardy | 2011 | Video documentary short | Himself |
| Real Time with Bill Maher | 2006-2011 | TV Series | Himself – Guest / Himself |
| Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day Telethon | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Joy Behar Show | 2011 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| The Talk | 2011 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Captain Disillusion: Fame Curve Collection | 2011 | Video short | Himself (voice) |
| The 2011 Miss USA Pageant | 2011 | TV Movie | Himself – Judge |
| The 38th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards | 2011 | TV Special | Himself |
| America’s Next Great Restaurant | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Simpsons | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Saturday Night Live Backstage | 2011 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Nova ScienceNow | 2011 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Magician |
| Talk Stoop with Cat Greenleaf | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Brave New Voices 2010 | 2010 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education | 2010 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Penn & Teller: Bullshit! | 2003-2010 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Host |
| The Green Room with Paul Provenza | 2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| The One Show | 2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| Friday Night with Jonathan Ross | 2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| Larry King Live | 2008-2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| Last Call with Carson Daly | 2004-2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| 2009 Creative Arts Emmy Awards | 2009 | TV Special | Himself |
| Holly’s World | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Access Hollywood | 2008-2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Dancing with the Stars | 2008-2009 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Guest Appearance |
| Top Chef | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| The 2009 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards | 2009 | TV Special | Himself |
| Great American Road Trip | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Glenn Beck | 2009 | TV Series | Himself – Host: ‘Penn & Teller: B.S.’ / Himself |
| ‘Louder, Louder!’: The Acting Technique of Penn Jillette | 2009 | Video documentary short | Himself |
| Talkshow with Spike Feresten | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Don’t Forget the Lyrics! | 2009 | TV Series | |
| Throwdown with Bobby Flay | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Cheech & Chong: Roasted | 2008 | TV Special | Himself |
| The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | 1995-2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Numb3rs | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Battleground Earth: Ludacris vs. Tommy Lee | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Last Comic Standing | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Dead On: The Life and Cinema of George A. Romero | 2008 | Documentary | Himself |
| Late Show with David Letterman | 1993-2008 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Guest Magician / Himself – Magical Performer |
| Free Radio | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Entertainment Tonight | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Jimmy Kimmel Live! | 2003-2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Oprah Winfrey Show | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Insider | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| History of the Joke | 2008 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| American Carny: True Tales from the Circus Sideshow | 2008 | Documentary | Himself (voice) |
| Howard Stern on Demand | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| The 2007 World Magic Awards | 2007 | TV Special | Himself – Presenter (as Penn & Teller) |
| Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project | 2007 | Documentary | Himself |
| To My Great Chagrin: The Unbelievable Story of Brother Theodore | 2007 | Documentary | Himself |
| The States | 2007 | TV Series documentary | Himself (Nevada) |
| Identity | 2006-2007 | TV Series | Himself – Host / Himself |
| The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch | 2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| Hollywood’s Master Storytellers: The Aristocrats | 2006 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Phone Sex | 2006 | Video documentary | Caller |
| Criss Angel Mindfreak | 2005-2006 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Colbert Report | 2006 | TV Series | Himself |
| 2006 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards | 2006 | TV Special | |
| TV Land’s Top Ten | 2006 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Queer Eye | 2006 | TV Series | Himself |
| 100 Greatest Funny Moments | 2006 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Biography | 1994-2006 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The 100 Most Unexpected TV Moments | 2005 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| Penn & Teller: Off the Deep End | 2005 | TV Special | Himself |
| Dirty Tricks | 2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| Magic: The Science of Illusion | 2005 | Short | Himself |
| Tucker | 2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| AFI’s 100 Years… 100 Movie Quotes: America’s Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases | 2005 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Listen Up | 2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| Impossible Heists | 2005 | TV Series | Himself / Voice-Over Narrator |
| Inside Dish with Rachael Ray | 2005 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| 50 Hottest Vegas Moments | 2005 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The Aristocrats | 2005 | Documentary | Himself (as Penn) |
| The 100 Most Memorable TV Moments | 2004 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| My Coolest Years | 2004 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself (Geeks) |
| The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| E! 101 Most Awesome Moments in Entertainment | 2004 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Magic | 2004 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| Goodnight, We Love You | 2004 | Documentary | Himself |
| Michael Moore Hates America | 2004 | Documentary | Himself – ‘Penn & Teller’ |
| Celebrity Poker Showdown | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| Evening at Pops | 2004 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The Smoking Gun TV | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| Hollywood Squares | 1998-2004 | TV Series | Himself – Panelist |
| The 39th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards | 2004 | TV Special | Themselves |
| Super Secret Movie Rules | 2004 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Illusionist |
| Nostradamus: 500 Years Later | 2003 | TV Movie documentary | Himself (as Penn) |
| Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards | 2003 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Pyramid | 2003 | TV Series | Himself |
| Magic and Mystery Tour | 2003 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| I Love the ’70s | 2003 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The Bernie Mac Show | 2003 | TV Series | Himself |
| Late Night with Conan O’Brien | 1995-2003 | TV Series | Himself / Themselves |
| Trading Spaces | 2003 | TV Series | Himself |
| Fear Factor | 2002 | TV Series | Himself |
| Fear Factor | 2002 | TV Series | Himself |
| 50 Greatest Magic Tricks | 2002 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Just for Laughs | 2002 | TV Series | Himself |
| Bravo Profiles | 2001 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Run-DMC: Together Forever – Greatest Hits 1983-2000 | 2000 | Video | Himself (segment “It’s Tricky”) |
| The Daily Show | 1998-2000 | TV Series | Himself |
| Fantasia 2000 | 1999 | Himself – Host (segment “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”) (as Penn) | |
| Sin City Spectacular | 1998-1999 | TV Series | Himself |
| E! Mysteries & Scandals | 1998 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Grand Illusions: The Story of Magic | 1998 | TV Series | Himself (stock footage) |
| American Masters | 1998 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Kid Nerd | 1997 | Documentary | Himself (Interviewee) |
| The World’s Wildest Magic | 1997 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Muppets Tonight | 1997 | TV Series | Himself |
| Home Invasion | 1997/II | TV Movie | Himself – Penn |
| Ed’s Night Party | 1997 | TV Series | Himself |
| Mysteries of Magic | 1997 | TV Series documentary | Himself (stock footage) |
| Great Drives | 1996 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself (volume 4: Highway 93) |
| The Best of Ed’s Night Party | 1996 | Video | Himself |
| Caesars Palace 30th Anniversary Celebration | 1996 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Space Ghost Coast to Coast | 1996 | TV Series | Himself |
| Phobophilia: The Love of Fear | 1995 | TV Movie | Himself – Penn |
| Smoke and Mirrors | 1995 | Video Game | Himself – Penn |
| The World’s Greatest Magic 2 | 1995 | TV Special | Himself |
| Hal Roach: Hollywood’s King of Laughter | 1994 | TV Movie documentary | Narrator |
| The Unpleasant World of Penn & Teller | 1994 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Word | 1993 | TV Series | Himself |
| Half Japanese: The Band That Would Be King | 1993 | Documentary | |
| Late Night with David Letterman | 1985-1993 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Guest |
| Monstervision | 1993 | TV Series | Himself – Host (1993) |
| The Howard Stern Interview | 1993 | TV Series | Himself |
| This Is MST3K | 1992 | TV Short documentary | Host |
| Discover Magazine’s Technology Awards | 1992 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| 10th Annual Montreal Comedy Festival | 1992 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Behind the Scenes | 1992/II | TV Mini-Series documentary | Penn |
| The Eyes Scream: A History of the Residents | 1991 | Video documentary | Host |
| The 45th Annual Tony Awards | 1991 | TV Special | Himself – Presenter: Best Scenic, Costume & Lighting Design (as Penn & Teller) |
| Don’t Try This at Home! | 1990 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Memory & Imagination: New Pathways to the Library of Congress | 1990 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The Howard Stern Show | 1990 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Magic of David Copperfield XII: The Niagara Falls Challenge | 1990 | TV Special | First Camera Retrieve (uncredited) |
| After Hours | 1989 | TV Series | Himself |
| Exploring Psychic Powers Live | 1989 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Comic Relief III | 1989 | TV Special documentary | Himself (as Penn & Teller) |
| Free to Be… a Family | 1988 | TV Movie | Himself |
| The 40th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards | 1988 | TV Special | Himself – Presenter: Creative Arts Awards (as Penn & Teller) |
| Negligee and Underpants Party | 1988 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Comic Relief ’87 | 1987 | TV Special | Himself |
| Invisible Thread | 1987 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends | 1987 | Video | Himself – Penn |
| Saturday Night Live | 1985-1986 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Special Guest |
| Penn & Teller Go Public | 1985 | TV Short | Himself |
| The Mike Douglas Show | 1977 | TV Series | Himself – Magician |
| Eating You Alive | 2016 | Documentary completed | Himself |
| Year Without God | Documentary post-production | Himself | |
| Unlocked: The World of Games, Revealed | 2016 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Harry | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Teens Wanna Know | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Who Wants to Be a Millionaire | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Contestant |
| Celebrity Food Fight | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| American Graduate Day | 2016 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Penn & Teller: Fool Us | 2011-2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Eric Andre Show | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Svengoolie | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Access Hollywood Live | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Author, Presto |
| The Late Late Show with James Corden | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Home & Family | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Hollywood Today Live | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Author, Presto |
| The View | 2004-2016 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Author, Presto! |
| The Kennedy Show | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Author, Presto! |
| Good Morning America | 2016 | TV Series | Himself – Author |
| The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | 2015-2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| WGN Morning News | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
Archive Footage
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Theorists Lie | 2015 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Drunken Peasants | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Apprentice | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Culture High | 2014 | Documentary | Himself |
| Welcome to the Basement | 2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| Creation Today | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Miss Representation | 2011 | Documentary | Himself – Host of Crackle.com’s ‘Penn Says’ |
| Real Time with Bill Maher | 2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| The O’Reilly Factor | 2008 | TV Series | Himself – ‘Pinhead’ (segment “Pinheads & Patriots”) |
| Flow: For Love of Water | 2008 | Documentary | Himself – Magician |
| Have I Got News for You | 2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| Trading Spaces | 2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Story of Light Entertainment | 2006 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments | 2004 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Harrison Bergeron | 1995 | TV Movie | Himself (uncredited) |
Won Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013 | Star on the Walk of Fame | Walk of Fame | Live Performance | |
| 2004 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy/Variety (Including Talk) – Series | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
Nominated Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Documentary | Tim’s Vermeer (2013) |
| 2011 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy/Variety (Including Talk) – Series | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2009 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Writing for Nonfiction Programming | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2008 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy/Variety (Including Talk) – Series | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2007 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Reality Program | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2007 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Writing for Nonfiction Programming | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2007 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy/Variety – (Including Talk) Series | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2006 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Reality Program | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2006 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Writing for Nonfiction Programming | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2006 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy/Variety (Including Talk) – Series | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2005 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Reality Program | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2005 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Writing for Nonfiction Programming | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2005 | WGA Award (TV) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Comedy/Variety (Including Talk) – Series | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2004 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Reality Program | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 2004 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Writing for Nonfiction Programming | Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2003) |
| 1999 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Outstanding Music and Lyrics | Sin City Spectacular (1998) |
| 1994 | CableACE | CableACE Awards | Short-Form Programming Series | Monstervision (1993) |