The Vandals’s Slap Of Love Lyrics

Guy: Do you love me baby? – Girl: Yes – Guy: Well how much do you love me? – Girl: A whole bunch – Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? – Girl: Well I don’t know – Guy: This much? – [ SLAP ] – Don’t say sorry – or call her baby – and if she wants to go out – say, “Maybe” – Never let her get the upper hand – A woman can’t respect a weak man – And if she talks back – You just have to slap her down – Give her that slap of love – It will keep her coming around – So she ran out? – Let her pout! – She just went down to the store – You know she’ll have an apology and a Sixer – when she comes through that door – She loves that stinging pain – And she knows you’ll have to do it again – And if she talks back – You just have to slap her down – Give her that slap of love – It will keep her coming around – Don’t feel sorry – That’s a mistake – The biggest one you’ll ever make – I wouldn’t trust her – as far as I could throw her – You might love her – but you don’t know her – Show her your love with a slap – You know that she will come back – Now your looking at the rings on your hand – And your feeling like a hell of a man – The woman now knows her place – I can see it in her rosy face – And if she talks back – You just have to slap her down – Give her that slap of love – It will keep her coming around – Show her your love with a slap