The Vandals’s N.I.M.B.Y. Lyrics

The city council met last night the vote was one to six – Denying access to our town by TV’s “G.E. Smith” – The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen – She dreamed that ugly fucker’s face popped out the friggin’ screen – They said no, they said no way. – Not in my Back yard he can not stay – That eyesore is a stain upon our nation – If you think he’s livin’ by me there’s no way – G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender – He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders – But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners – we caught him when he couldn’t play the lead from “Tattooed Love Boys” – They said no, they said no way. – Not in my Back yard he can not stay – That eyesore is a stain upon our nation – If you think he’s livin’ by me there’s no way – A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can – but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man? – Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify – So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die – They said no, they said no way. – Not in my Back yard he can not stay – That eyesore is a stain upon our nation – If you think he’s livin’ by me there’s no way