The Vandals’s Marry Me Lyrics

Young girl says to her mom, – “How did you know that father was the one?” – Then mom just rolls her eyes – She says, “You’ll find that special guy” – but to herself she cannot lie – She says, “I’m praying for the day I die – and they bury me” – Then boy become a man – He finds that special one who understands – He knows ’twas meant to be – her faults he cannot see & – now he’s down on bended knee – I pledge my love eternally, – will you marry me? – Do you take this woman? – I don’t! – Do you take this man? – I don’t! – For the rest of your awful life – she is your lawful wedded wife – Do you take this woman? – I don’t! – Do you take this man? – I don’t! – Eternal agony in holy matrimony – The two now joined as one – and from this holy union comes a son – and the cycle begins again, – another fool is on his knee – Where is my alimony? – Hang yourself from the family tree, – Say marry me – Menopause, mid-life crisis, – moments for the rest of your life – ‘Til death do you part, – ’til the kids leave home she is your wife – (June?) – Just look at your parents strife – Imagine that for the rest of your life – Do you take this women? – Indubitably I don’t – For the rest of – your awful life – she is your lawful – wedded wife!