The Vandals’s Live Fast, Diarrhea Lyrics

Intoxicated – the way I go through life – Inebriated – and then I pay the price – Designated drinker with a defected driver – I can’t find my keys must have left them inside her – Eating Taco Bell and now I’m drinking gin and tonic – I think there’s an answer but I can’t put my finger on it – Mom please come pick me up I don’t know where I am – It’s the last think I’ll ask – I just wanna live fast, diarrhea – Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) – Punk is what it is – until you’re getting paid – This is how I live, it’s not a fucking phase – They don’t understand, they think they’re fucking rad – we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man – I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics – I think there’s an answer but I can’t put my finger on it – Mom please come pick me up I don’t know where I am – It’s the last thing I’ll ask – I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live – fast! Diarrhea! (x3)