The Vandals’s How (Did This Loser Get This Job) Lyrics

I know it’s just a figure of speech – but if your breath and your clothes are bad – your destined to teach – I see the president – I see Lincoln – what the hell was 43% of this place thinking – we watch the shuttle launch – read J.D. Salinger – I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger – How- How- How- How- How- How- – How did this loser get this job? – check his references, – that’s all I’m saying – I think my parents deserve more – for what their paying – he works till 3:00 – it’s such a racket – all you need are Dockers and – a Members Only jacket – How- How- How- How- How- How- – How did this loser get this job? – unprepared, – drunk you swindle academe – all you wanna do – is wrestle with the football team – pass out towels like communion – you’re protected by the kid molesters union – How- How- How- How- How- How- – How did this loser get this job?