The Vandals’s Goop All Over The Phone Lyrics

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin’ bar – Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star – Her singin’ voice was pleasin’, that’s how she got her name – He wasn’t from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same – How he wished he could move to Hollywood – How he wished he could move to Hollywood – But there’s goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over that bill – He’d like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill – But he’s from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills – So there’s goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill – Like a duck after a June bug, he’s on that honey bee – And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky – He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile – Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill’s a country mile – (CHORUS) – Now he went off atourin’, cause the Vandals gotta play – But with every show their love cost more cause he gets further away – There’s only one solution, a phoney calling card – But he yapped & yapped till he got slapped with a serious federal charge – (CHORUS) – Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears – And he thought of Pleasant’s beauty as they gave him 20 years – He said, “I’ll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law, – But I ain’t stoop so gimme the goop – Cause I still got one phone call.” – And there’s goop all over the phone.