The Vandals’s Euro-Barge Lyrics

Here in America, respect your fellow man – Some foreign cultures don’t understand – We got this little rule and it’s called elbow room – Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume – It I’m in front of line, then you should stay behind – Until I get my iceless soda. – It’s such a simple thing it’s called first come first serve – Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don’t deserve – In every region it seems there’s a legion of impatient close talking – slime, that cut in line. – Barge me with your walkin’ spray me with your talkin’ – I am the ambassador of kick your assador – What’s your affinity for my vicinity. – There’s plenty room here in your country – It’s just etiquette to use deodorant. – Maybe smelling bad’s the way you choose to represent – Boozy and stinkin’ I smell what your thinkin’ – I just need a little more space Get out my face – Barge me with your walkin’, spray me with your talkin’ – Back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole – Tryin’ to make myself clear, give me just a foot here – You offend my sinus, I’ll kick your royal highness – I’ll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American – Barge me with your walkin’ spray me with your talkin’ – Push you out of the way sock you in the pate’ – Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead – I am the ambassador, of fuckin’ kick your assador!