House all to myself – it was my birthday present – But total wrack’n’ruin – soon became apparent – I just wanted a band – to play my favorite song – I thought that it would be mellow – but boy was I wrong – I thought they’d played the cowboy song – (I heard it on the radio) – I thought it could be mellow – (but how could I know) – I just wanted a band – to play my favorite song – I thought that it would be mellow – but boy was I wrong – Asked to bring some friends – they walked in with mohawks – As the band began to play – they started to throw rocks – Now I thought that this was cool – til they threw me in the pool – The sofa must of missed me – cause now it sits here with me – I just wanted a band – to play my favorite song – I thought that it would be mellow – but boy was I wrong – I thought they’d played the cowboy song – (I heard it on the radio) – I thought it could be mellow – (but how could I know) – War declared on furniture – still no mercy shown – Anything not nailed – was immediately thrown – Final damage toll – is better left unspoken – By the time they left my house – there was nothing left unbroken