Eminem’s The Kiss (Skit) Lyrics

[Eminem:] I’m gonna kill this bitch
Im’a kill him
I’m going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Dave:] Yo man

[Eminem:] What

[Dave:] I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem:] Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Dave:] Aight let me park

[Eminem:] Just park

[Dave:] Im parkin!

[Eminem:] Turn the car off dogg

[Dave:] Aight

[Eminem:] Aight we wait

[Dave:] We wait for what

[Eminem:] We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[Dave:] Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem:] Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[Dave:] Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem:] Its not even loaded bitch, look

[Dave:] Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem:] Yea but its funny as fuck

[Dave:] Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

[Eminem:] Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Dave:] where?

[Eminem:] Right there mothafucka

[Dave:] Oohh yeah

[Eminem:] Aight get down get down

[Dave:] Fuck, what u doing to her?

[Eminem:] Get Down!

[Dave:] What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem:] Yo, who she walkin with

[Dave:] How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem:] Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave:] I dont think so

[Eminem:] Dogg she just fucken kissed him

[Dave:] No she didnt

[Eminem:] Shes kissin him

[Dave:] No shes not

[Eminem:] Gets out car

[Dave:] Ohh shit

[Eminem:] Come on

[Screaming & Running]

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