Now I don’t know if the questions are stupid or not that the people who wrote them are stupid, but seriously, these questions just don’t make sense. These Stupid Yahoo Questions Indeed Deserve Stupid Answers. Do you think these questions are useful? Then you have to think again… These questions actually make me wonder where humanity is headed, or maybe we have some weird races that have invaded our planet. Take a quick look at this list of the 100 Stupidest Yahoo Questions.
1. Does looking at a sun picture hurt your eyes?
2. Do you lose your virginity if you fall?
3. Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
4. How do you ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
5. I sold my only car to pay the gas bill, but now the price of gas has gone down. How do I get my car back?
6. What percentage of water is celery?
7. Can you make toast in the microwave?
9. Who is the father of the internet?
10. Should my dog learn to drive?
11. When sign makers go on strike, is there anything on their signs?
12. Why do aliens abduct humans if we are an inferior race?
13. Who wants to sell me their soul?
14. Which is better to learn, America, British or English?
15. I’m 39, why do I have three teeth?
16. My house is on fire, what should I do?
17. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
18. Can you rape yourself?
19. Have I lost my virginity on my bike?
20. How do I test if my turtle is gay?
21. Why is there steam coming out of my vagina?
22. Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
23. My girlfriend farted when we kissed. Should I break up with her?
24. Is it okay to touch yourself when you hear your parents are having sex?
25. Is oral sex really considered cheating?
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26. How does sex work from start to finish?
27. How can I test if my son is gay?
29. What does it mean when you dream of falling into the Grand Canyon on the way down and being eaten by a dragon?
30. Does gravity exist in India?
31. I have a question about the world
32. How were unicorns made?
33. How should a penis smell?
34. Is there a spell that turns black on people who actually cast?
35. How can I successfully fool an elephant to go to sea?
36. Is the Bugatti Vermont a minivan?
37. Can games bite my ears?
38. If I eat myself, would I double in size or disappear completely?
39. If I die and go to heaven, can I still watch anime?
40. What is the name of the chainsaw phobia?
41. Why do blacks call themselves Monica?
42. I just ate 52 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep?
43. If evolution is true, why don’t pigs have wings?
44. Am I out of shape if a turtle can overtake me?
45. How does the leaning tower of pizza taste?
46. Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?
48. How do I get my girlfriend to poop?
49. I had sex while pregnant so maybe I’m a grandma now. Does that make me an idiot?
50. How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?
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Amazingly Stupid Questions on Yahoo
51. How to get YouTube to film you? I’ve been calling YouTube all day to film myself but no response. How do other people get their videos there? I have some really fun stuff, but they’re not coming.
52. I caught my son having sex with another man and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can judge it?
53. How do I stop believing in God?
54. Would you hug your parents?
55. I’m 22 and have never had a girlfriend. That makes me so sad. Should I just kill myself?
56. How do I become a successful Justin Bieber fan?
57. If a two-year-old gives you a toy phone, do you answer it?
58. Is it bad that I spent $926 on food?
59. What does it mean when someone says “meow” to you?
60. Is it illegal to kill an ant?
61. My future husband doesn’t like me?
63. What if the girl who thinks I’m the father isn’t the mother?
64. How can I be sure that I am the real mother of my child?
65. 60 seconds and 1 minute aren’t really the same thing?
66. What happens to the people born on February 29? Are they lagging behind by one to four years?
67. Why are babies so ugly when they are born?
68. Why do I feel like I have butterflies in my stomach?
69. What do prostitutes wear in winter? 1
70. Is it bad to only shower twice a week?
71. My wife changed her Facebook status from married to widowed. Should I be concerned?
72. Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I eat dirt?
73. Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?
74. Can I tell by the smell of my husband’s gas if he has cheated?
75. What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
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76. Should I tell my parents I’m adopted?
77. Are there any foods or drinks that make your penis bigger?
78. Why do crocodiles go so gay?
79. Pool: men and women – when was the last time you had an erection?
80. How big is the specific ocean?
82. How can I prevent my friend from finding out that I poop?
83. If Batman’s parents are dead, how was he born? It doesn’t make sense how dead parents can have children. Did you think this through?
84. Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
85. Can I fail a drug test by having sex the night before?
86. Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun? I know it’s very hot, but I think if you go in the winter when the sun is 30 degrees, you can definitely do that.
87. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that essentially turns my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror does not work.
88. I don’t know if my daughter is mine.
89. Do they have toilet paper in Canada?
90. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
91. Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?
92. How do I charge an iPhone 5 without a charger?
93. Instead of just worshiping God, why not worship Godzilla?
94. My boyfriend and I are white, but our baby looks black…?
95. Can I get this popular guy to get me pregnant?
96. Can tattoos be passed genetically from parent to child?
97. Can you get pregnant if you kiss?
98. If a hen swallows a sperm condom infected with HIV/AIDS and someone eats that meat, is that…?
99. I have twins. Can I abort just one of the babies?
100. What are the best incantations to invoke Jesus?