Big Ban Theory is an American sitcom television series by Chunk Lorre and Bill Prady. The series is interesting due to the bond between Lenoard and the geeky and socially awkward Sheldon.
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, and Mayim Bialik gave the best comedic performance in the series with their different character personality.
Here is the list of 50 plus funniest “Big Ban Theory” show quotes. Explore funny, sarcastic, optimistic, life, love, scientific quotes, and more from all cast.
1. ‘I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.’ — Sheldon Cooper
It is the funniest line by Sheldon, which commonly refrains from him when he replies to questions about his sanity.
Howard indicts Copper of being insane when he tries to replace his friend, Raj, using artificial intelligence and animatronics. He replied with this classic line which seemed to be his habit of reacting to questions about his mental health.
2. ‘You haven’t given me a gift; you’ve given me an obligation’ — Sheldon Cooper
It was the line in season 2, The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis when Penny brought Cooper a gift for Christmas. Although she was generous about the present, the character felt an obligation. According to Sheldon, the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.
She gave him a handkerchief which was a remarkable gift for Sheldon in the episode.
3. ‘I am the king of the nerds’— Leonard Hofstadter
It is the line after they reunite for the second time when Leonard talks about Bad Signal, and Penny says, ‘Is he a nerd?’ As a result, he pops the quote and later embraces his nerdiness.
4. ‘I have a comic bookstore’ is an actual pick-up line.’ —Stuart Bloom
The owner of The Comic Center of Pasadena always comes up with his funny way in The Big Bang Theory. Also, his way of flirting goes beyond that. It is the flirting line by Stuart in Season 4 episode The Desperation Emanation.
5. ‘Everybody knows that socks come in pairs. Who uses one sock?’ —Sheldon Cooper
It was another classic line by Sheldon when he appeared in the strange Christmas customs in Season 6, The Santa Simulation. Even his look was way funnier in the scene.
6. ‘Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh at a knock knock joke that starts ‘Knock Knock Knock, Amy. Knock Knock Knock, Amy?- Amy Farrah Fowler
It’s Amy’s humor funnier in the scene in the sequence The Hesitation Ramification. Also, Knock Knock always reminds Sheldon who continuously knocks on Penny’s door three times.
7. ‘Humility is for people who win the goofy Nobel’s like Literature, Economics, and Peace.’ —Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon thinks it was the only funny line in his speech when Amy tried to help him edit. Also, he added he could not cut these lines.
8. ‘I shouldn’t be raising a kid! I don’t even eat my own vegetables.’ —Howard Wolowitz
In season 9, Wolowitz annouced in front of his friends that he was going to be a father, and he delivered a humorous line. However, this sequence has dedicated to every father who is not ready to have a child.
In the same scene, Sheldon said, ‘Oh, dear Lor- Penny’s pregnant too?’ He brings the fun out on every occasion.
9. ‘Why don’t you tell me what happened, and in a gentle and loving way, I’ll explain to you why you’re wrong.’ —Amy Farrah Fowler
This line would be for nonother than Sheldon as Amy tried to help him understand how to be empathetic after his friend didn’t care while he was sick. As a result, she ended up helping him with his problem.
However, she is funnier with her compassion. Also, this quote seemed like a satire for the people.
10. ‘I grew up in a house full of crazy academics.’—Leonard Hofstadter
Leonard grew up in a crazy academic family, which could look clear from the season 6 sequel, The Santa Simulation. His family tradition was a must of the hilarious part of the series where he mentioned his family leaving research paper instead of Santa milk and cookies.
Also, the more comic line at the end, they would have graded in the morning.
11. ’50 percent of marriages end in divorce, but 100 percent of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness.’ —Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon and his probability create the funnier moment in the series. It is the comic odds calculated by Sheldon in season 5, chapter The Transporter Malfunction. This joke about marriage is a remarkable memory in the Big Bang Theory.
12. ‘Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving’ —Raj Koothrappali
Raj is the funniest character in the Big Bang Theory, and this was the line in a themed dinner party in season 8, The Clean Room Infiltration. It was hilarious when he misplaced thanksgiving as Tom Hanks-Giving.
13. ‘I would have been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.’—Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon sucks on public transit due to his autism spectrum disorder in season five, The Friendship Contraction. It led him to struggle to get into the shared vehicle. As a result, he walked from home to the office when Leonard’s office routine changed.
14. ‘But if she dumps you, she’ll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning, and you’ll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.’ —Howard Wolowitz
It is the classic phrase by Wolowitz in Season 3, The Guitarist Amplification. It’s true for a boy like him. Also, in the series, his character focused on his desire for girls. He even tried bribing girls with a moon visit in several episodes.
15. ‘Sure! Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock…’- Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon always comes up with a funny line in the game. It is the line with Barry Kripke when he asks him how it works. As a result, Cooper mentioned it as simple and started rumbling the word.
The rock scissor-paper sequence is always funny. One time Sheldon improved traditional Rock Paper Scissors as it ended in a draw. As a result, he added two components, Lizard and Spock. However, they again end in a tie.
16. ‘I do wanna fling my poop at her.’ — Penny
It is a quote by Penny when she felt annoyed and hated Raj’s sister Priya Koothrappali who asked Leonard to stay away from her. It is hard to remain out of loving one side. But, Priya instead him to make the distance as they were previously in a relationship.
It’s funnier how Amy and Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz supports her.
17. ‘As my mom used to say, ‘When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like you’ve got a thousand friends.’ She was full of fun lies like that.’ — Amy Farrah Fowler
When Howard Wolowitz found Amy was good at puzzles, she delivered this line as she used to do from childhood. In the same sequence, Wolowitz replied with another classic line if it makes her any better, his mom was full of pound cake.
18. ‘My point is, while you’re spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you’re really doing is becoming interesting.’ — Leonard
Leonard is extra talented, as the part, he feels cool as he is a brilliant scientist. Although it is a fact line, the character delivered it funnily and even taunted the student popular in high school.
19. ‘If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s.’— Raj
Raj cannot talk with the girls without being influenced. As a result, he chose to spend Valentine’s day the same way as before. The character mentioned he would buy disoriented chicken, take it home, stand over and eat out with his bare hand like an animal.
20. ‘What up, Shel-Bot?’ — Penny
Penny called Sheldon as Shel-Bot when he called her after he could not gets out of bed due to his ankle problem. As a result, he asked her to sing Soft Kitty on a computer monitor.
21. ‘It’s a Satunalia miracle.’ — Leonard
It’s a surprise when Sheldon even touches someone, and the miracle happens when he hugs Penny after her marvelous gift. Nonetheless, Leonard denotes the miracle as an ancient Roman festival.
22. ‘Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.’ — Sheldon Cooper
The dialogue by Sheldon is when he finds Raj doesn’t like bugs, as they freak him out. He taunts him about being unable to talk with girls and attaches both terms as ladybugs which is funnier.
23. ‘We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.’ — Leonard
It is the quote from Leonard in season 2 of The Griffin Equivalency where Sheldon faked his smile while Raj was upset because of him. Also, his smile is hilarious; seemed like he wants to kill someone.
24. ‘I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.’ — Sheldon Cooper
It’s another line from Copper in the episode when Leonard tried to realize People magazine may be the best thing raj could ever achieve in life. Also, a person like him, who has the same IQ as Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein, considers it a limitation.
25. ‘I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.’ — Raj
It is the line by Rajesh in The Apology Insufficiency. However, his expression was funnier, like he flourished the dialogue.
26. ‘Feelings? What am I? A hippy at a love-in?’ — Sheldon Cooper
Hippy is someone who is associated with the youth movement of the 1960s. Sheldon delivered the line to Leonard in a more humorous way.
27. ‘I told you you shouldn’t have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it’s not worth it.’ — Bernadette
Bernadette always comes up with witty gigs in the Big Bang Theory. It was the one from season 6, chapter The Closet Reconfiguration.
28. ‘We’re all pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls. That’s why we fight robots.’ — Barry Kripke
It is one of the dialogues of Kripke in The Killer Robot Instability. It is the funnier and fact phrase where he thought creepy guys could not get girls. As a result, they had to fight robots.
29. ‘How can you have a girlfriend you can’t even speak to women?’ — Leonard
Leonard is surprised when he finds out about Raj’s girlfriend in the episode The Love Spell Potential, as he cannot speak to girls. Also, the character delivered another classic line, ‘I like you a lot, and that’s scary for me. Mostly because you’re a proven flight risk.’
30. ‘Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.’ — Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon comes up with different ideas for Amy’s birthday, including offering to have coitus with her. Later, he ended up gifting his genitals.
31. ‘People get things they don’t deserve all the time. Like me with you.’— Leonard
It is the classic dialogue between Leonard to Sheldon. However, he is a great friend of his as none can tolerate Cooper like him.
32. ‘Oh, you’re going to jibber-jabber about jibber-jabber.’ — Penny
It was the funniest line by Penny when Sheldon asked her if she knew where jibber-jabber comes from in The Engagement Reaction.
33. ‘You think that’s bad? In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.’ — Amy
Amy had fun memories of her past days in the season. She conveyed the line in the episode The Santa Simulation
34. ‘It’s too late. He’s been murdered by someone in this room. Welcome to another classic Koothrappali murder mystery dinner.’ — Raj
Raj and other friends were enjoying Thai food when Sheldon was not home. He served the line more funnily after Stuart fell.
Raj said he has murdered by some in the room, and all people could be suspected of his murder. The funniest thing is his musical device in every part. However, Stuart was pretending to be deceased.
35. ‘I was thinking more of a biosocial exploration with a neurochemical overlay.’ – Leonard
It is Leonard’s way of asking a girl out with his scientific-sounding words. He was hinting at Leslie for physical intimacy.
In Big Bang Theory, the character uses confusing scientific language with a mirthful idea.
36. ‘Holy crap on a cracker.’ – Penny
This phrase has used when someone is shocked. Penny said this when she saw her friends kissing someone in The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem.
37.I’m too small for Twister. And roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.’ – Bernadette
It is the phrase by Bernadette in a game of twister with Amy and Penny when she feels hard to play as a shorter one than other players. As a result, she blamed her mother for smoking before her birth.
38. ‘So either one of you weirdoes want to buy my underwear? Only $1400.’– Penny
Penny again can not pay the bill of $1400. Although Leonard seemed fine with it, Raj started gossiping, and he made a joke about her selling her stuff. As a result, she asked whether they wanted to buy her underwear for $1400.
39. ‘Merry Newton-mas everyone.’ – Leonard
It is the response by Leonard with characteristic sarcasm when Sheldon declaims Jesus was born in summer and Sir Isaac Newton on December 25, 1642.
40. ‘Look at Howard. He was a disaster when I met him. Now he’s a foxy astronaut with a hot wife.’– Bernadette
Bernadette believed she was uplifting Howard and took the credit. It is the phrase when Penny does not want to join Pharma Company, and Raj though it’s her decision. As a result, she pointed out Penny’s behavior and delivered this line to Raj.
41. ‘I’m a vegetarian except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak!’– Penny
This quote is ironic for the non-veg, who claimed them as vegetarian after having fish and eggs. Although Penny loves steak, she mentions her as a vegetarian during her introduction to Leonard.
42. ‘Penny, I told you if you don’t put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment.’ – Leonard
It was the scene when Sheldon woke up all night to view his work as a fleeting peripheral image to engage the superior colliculus of his brain in the episode The Einstein Approximation.
43. ‘Come on, do you want to sit here being a loser, or do you want to watch me climb into an Australian man’s G-string like a baby kangaroo.’ – Bernadette
It’s from the episode The Focus Attenuation when Penny mentioned she has little studying to do. However, Bernadette comes up with a laughable baby kangaroo moment.
44. ‘I promised myself if I ever got friends I’d do whatever they said. Really, I’m lucky you found me before a cult did.’ – Amy
It is the scene in the episode The Space Probe Disintegration when Penny asks if she has been forced to do something Amy doesn’t like. As a result, she answered yes and said this funnier line.
45. ‘Sheldon, you remind me of a young Lex Luthor.” – Raj
It’s the scene when Raj compares Sheldon with the world’s criminal mind Lex Luthor of the American comic books.
46. ‘I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.’ – Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon says this line to Penny as she always makes her room messy. Even one time, he went on the night to clean her room.
47. ‘A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies for you, no charge.’- Sheldon Cooper
It is the scene from The Pants Alternative where he drinks wine as he has stage fright. At last, even he ended without any pants.
48. ‘The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn’t be attacked’ – Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon said Joshep Stalin had a research program to create soldiers by impregnating women with gorillas. As a result, they started thinking of other animals for the process. Even Leonard suggests hippos are the deadliest creature.
As a result, Sheldon said the correct animal for a supers soldier is a Koala.
49. ‘How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!’– Raj
After having the grasshopper, Raj talked for the first time with Penny. Even he said his father wanted him to be a gynecologist like him when he could not even look at women.
50. ‘All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.’ – Sheldon Cooper
Penny gave Sheldon a napkin, and Nimoy signed Live long and prosper. Although the actor wiped his mouth with it, he felt excited to possess his DNA. As a result, he delivered this classic line.