We’ve randomly picked a list of funny questions that might interest you. In no particular order, these questions have one thing in common and that’s the fact that they’re all funny. You might have a good answer to one of the questions, but that never loses their fun qualities. The main reason for doing this is to entertain you and give you some weird relief. Funny questions can be perfect ice breakers. Research has shown that people are happier when they have more fun in their lives. Studies have also shown that the happiest couples are happy because they have a lot of fun together. Start with these 200 random fun questions to get a girl or boy closer. Hope you find them interesting
Random fun questions
1. Why are you asked to smile when your photo is taken for your driver’s license?
2. When you are stopped by the police and asked for your driver’s license, do you smile?
3. Do butterflies remember life as caterpillars?
4. If you undergo chemotherapy, do you lose your body hair?
5. Why do people keep returning to the fridge hoping that something new to eat has emerged?
6. Do married people really live longer than single people, or does it just seem like it’s taking longer?
7. Does the postman deliver his own mail?
8. Why is the toilet cleaner only available in blue?
9. Why do “Fat Chance” and “Slim Chance” mean
10. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same melody?
11. Why does an unaffordable item cost more than an expensive one?
12. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it be?
13. Why don’t the water levels rise when so many rivers flow into the ocean?
14. If a vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good or bad?
15. What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
16. If a deaf person has to go to court, does that still mean a hearing?
17. Why does triangle-cut bread taste better than square bread?
18. When one says, “It was a tough fight,” and another says, “It went downhill,” how could they both have problems?
19. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
20. Do bald people get dandruff?
22. Why is it “a dime for your thoughts” but you “put your two cents in”?
23. Why do they say “easy as pie”? Baking a cake is not that easy.
24. Why are people so afraid of mice, which are much smaller than us, when nobody seems to be afraid of Mickey Mouse, who is bigger than us?
25. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
26. Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?
27. Can bald men get lice?
28. Why do Brits never sound British when they sing?
29. Do your eyes change color when you die?
30. Was Mary and Joseph’s family name Christ before Jesus was born?
31. Why is it good to underperform in golf but bad to underperform in anything else?
32. Can a two-handed person make a casual remark?
33. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, must the rest drown too?
34. How did the first women to shave their legs know the skin wouldn’t just peel off?
35. If a pregnant woman has twins, are there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
36. Why isn’t Winnie the Pooh ever stung by the bees he wants to mess with?
37. Why do they poke holes in crackers?
38. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
39. How much deeper would the ocean be if no sponges had grown in it?
40. If you steal a clean slate, is it on your file?
41. Why do they call it the Home Office when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
42. Why does jello have an odor when you put the powder in the water, but when it “gels” the odor is gone?
43. Why are dog noses always wet?
44. Why don’t woodpeckers get a headache from banging on a tree all day?
45. Why is tuna sometimes referred to as “tuna”? Chicken is never called “chicken bird”.
47. Why do we wash bath towels? Don’t we clean when we use them?
48. If an escalator motor fails, does it become a stair?
49. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he’s not a donkey?
50. Why can’t donuts be square?
51. Why put a towel in the dirty hamper when you’re clean after the shower?
52. What happens to an irritable force when it encounters an immovable object?
53. How can they arrest you for being “legally drunk”? If it’s legal, why is there a problem?
54. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
55. If there is a speed of sound and a speed of light, is there a speed of smell?
56. Why do overalls have belt loops since they are held up by the straps?
57. Why are you “in” a movie but “on” TV?
58. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
59. Why does grass only smell when you cut it?
60. If there were a thousand seagulls on an airplane while it is
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61. When French people swear, do they say “Sorry for my English”?
62. Do cemetery workers prefer the cemetery shift?
63. How important does a person have to be before they are considered murdered instead of just murdered?
64. Why do they call steamrollers, steamrollers? They don’t produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam.
65. How did Ginger have so many different outfits on Gilligan’s island when they only did a 3 hour tour?
66. If I had my legs amputated, would I need to change my driver’s license height and weight?
67. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how can anyone ever know?
68. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie, do they still show it?
69. How can you tell when there is no more invisible ink?
70. Do movie producers still say lights, camera and action when it’s a dark scene?
71. Could anyone ever become addicted to counseling? If yes, how could you treat them?
72. What do you call male ballerinas?
74. Why does Pluto live in a kennel, eat dog food, etc., but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? And why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
75. If you burst a bubble in space, would it burst?
76. If a bouncer gets drunk in a bar, who kicks him out?
77. Can children who use sign language speak with their mouths full?
78. Who do you blame when you get scammed by the Better Business Bureau?
79. Why are there highways in Hawaii?
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80. If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
81. Do pigs pull their hamstrings?
82. When sign makers go on strike, do their signs say anything?
83. If the Cincinnati Reds were the premier Major League Baseball team, who did they play?
84. If a bee is allergic to pollen, would it get the hives?
85. Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
86. Why do they lock the lid of a coffin?
87. Why don’t women put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans?
88. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
89. Do people in prison celebrate Halloween? If so, how?
90. Do airport security guards have to go through airport security when they come to work?
91.Why are all Harry Potter spells in Latin when they are in English?
92. Does the little mermaid wear algebra?
93. What do Greeks say when they don’t understand something?
94. What does PU stand for (as in “PU, that stinks!”)?
95. What do they call male maids?
96. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and clothes in a suitcase?
97. If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
98. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk driving) if they ate someone who was drunk?
99. Can atheists get insurance for force majeure?
100. Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
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101. If pros and cons are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be Congress?
102. Why does the grape aroma smell the way it does when the actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like that?
104. Do conjoined twins pay a ticket or two when they go to the cinema or a concert?
105. Why are they called “Jolly Ranchers”? Who said ranchers were funny?
106. Why do tutor and tutor mean the same thing?
107. Can a short person “talk down” a taller person?
108. When a bald man works as a chef in a restaurant, does he have to wear a hairnet?
109. If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why doesn’t it go bad in the cow?
110. What is the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup?
111. How can one be filthy poor and another filthy rich?
112. Why is the Lone Ranger called “Lone” when he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
113. What was the name of Captain Hook before he got the hook?
114. How fast do hotcakes sell?
115. Can crop circles be square?
116. If ghosts can go through walls and slide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
117. Is it legal to reverse down a street as long as you follow the direction of traffic?
118. Why doesn’t the world’s fattest man become a hockey goalie?
119. Do atheists have to swear on the Bible when going to court?
120. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
121. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
122. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
123. If a child refuses to sleep during the nap, are they guilty of resisting a break?
124. What color hair is on your driver’s license if you’re bald?
125. When God sneezes, what should you say?
126. Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every few hours?
127. Why is there a disclaimer that says “Not available in all states” in the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials?
128. If you dig a hole through the center of the earth and jump in, would you stay in the center due to gravity?
129. If a person dies and then comes back to life, do they get their coffin money back?
130. When asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and you are the key witness, what if you say no?
131. Do they bury people with their suspenders?
132. How far east can you go before heading west?
134. Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
135. In a baseball game, if the batter hits a ball that splits it dead center, with half of the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final decision?
136. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
137. Can animals commit suicide?
138. Can you buy a complete chess set at a pawn shop?
139. Why do people think that waving your arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
140. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
141. When glassblowers breathe in, do they get a disk in their stomachs?
142. Is it impolite for a deaf person to speak (sign) with their mouth full of food?
143. Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hot dogs?
144. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
145. In a movie theater, which armrest is yours?
146. If an ambulance is on its way to rescue someone and it runs over someone, does it stop helping them?
147. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
148. Why are there no B batteries?
149. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
150. If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
151. Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant even if your car is on fire?
152. When a bunch of cats jump on each other, is that still called dog poo?
153. If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59 p.m. but its head doesn’t come out until 12:01 p.m., what day was it born?
154. Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
155. Why is it called a funny bone when you meet it is not funny at all?
156. Do you yawn in your sleep?
157. Why do dogs like the smell of other dog butts?
158. Do Chinese people have English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
159. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when someone turns on the light?
160. Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?
161. Do sheep statically cling to each other?
162. In libraries, do they place the Bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
163. How old are you before it can be said that you died of old age?
164. When people with one arm get their nails done, do they pay half price?
165. What kind of animal is Snuffleupagus?
167. Why aren’t lawyers sworn in during court hearings?
168. Why do women’s and men’s shoe sizes differ?
169. Can you “stare into space” when you are in space?
170. Where in Hell do people tell other people to go?
171. What happens when a queen gives birth to two conjoined twins? Who can be king?
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172. Why do we recite at a play and play at a concert?
173. Why do they call them “freebies”? Aren’t all gifts free?
174. Do all boys’ schools have girls’ bathrooms? Do girls schools have boys bathrooms?
175. Are children involved in R-movies allowed to see them?
176. How come cat butts rise when you pet them?
177. Do the Dutch always split the bill?
178. Why do we say we are head over heels when we are happy? Isn’t that how we usually are?
179. Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face but stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?
180. If plums are dehydrated plums, where does the plum juice come from?
181. Is it appropriate to say “good sorrow” at a funeral?
182. If you lick the air, does it get wet?
183. If there is an exception to every rule, is there an exception to this rule?
184. If you are caught between a rock and a hard place, isn’t the rock hard?
185. Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not in the freezer?
186. Doesn’t a lightning rod on a church show a lack of faith?
187. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?
188. Who coined the phrase, “coined the phrase”?
189. Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
190. If you died with braces on, would they take them off?
191. If someone who gets their nose pierced has a cold and takes out the nose ring, does snot come out of the piercing hole?
192. If you only speak one language, do you speak?
193. Why does lemon dish soap contain real lemons but lemon juice has artificial flavors?
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194. Do you wake up or do you open your eyes first?
195. If you had a three-story house and you were on the second floor, can’t you be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
196. Can a hearse drive with a corpse in the lane?
197. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell “reminder”?
198. Does a “Marks-A-Lot” marker mark more than a normal marker?
199. Why do they call it “raw sewage”? Is there another way?
200. What do people in China call their good plates?