Birthdays are very special in everyone’s life and it’s celebrated once a year. It’s a moment everyone looks up to, expecting birthday gifts, wishes and messages from family and friends. Sending gifts and messages to the celebrant has become a culture and it is strange that someone does not receive birthday messages on their birthday. Sweet and heartfelt birthday wishes can add extra appeal to the birthday and make those celebrating feel loved. Most people prefer to send gifts while others just send messages. In most cases people don’t know the right words to use as a birthday message or maybe write on the birthday cards or gifts.
Funny happy birthday quotes – birthday quotes
1. May you be old and toothless.
2. Men age like wine, women like cheese.
4. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone’s birthday today. Three guesses who!
5. No wise man ever wanted to be younger.
6. Old enough to know better… Young enough to still do it.
7. The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you weird gifts, scary cards with weird messages, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
8. The benefit of life is not in its length but in its application. Some count many years and yet have only lived a short time! All the best!
9. The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
10. There are many good people in the world. One of them wishes you a happy birthday.
11. Many famous people were born on your birthday. Too bad you’re not one.
12. They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the smartest.
13. Imagine the things you want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday
14. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang “Happy Birthday”
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15. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
16. Looking fifty is great – when you’re sixty.
18. Time and tides wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
19. Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. Is that correct!
20. To the nation’s best kept secret; your real age
21. Usually people your age freak out when they hear them call themselves an old man. Right… old man?
22. We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have any signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
23. We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
24. What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
25. What is? Don’t agree? That’s weird. You are the perfect example.
26. When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday at my beach house on Maui, and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
27. When it’s my birthday, I take the day off. But when it’s my wife’s birthday, she takes a year or two off.
28. When I was born I was so surprised that I didn’t speak for a year and a half.
29. On your birthday, a few words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
30. Another year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
31. People say the good guys die young so I guess that makes you an old badass!
32. Pope John XXIII. Thought men were like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best get better with age. And I’m sitting here trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
34. Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
35. Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
36. Smile, it could be worse. Think about how you will look in ten years. Happy Birthday.
37. So far this is the oldest I’ve seen.
38. So many candles, such a cupcake. May your birthday wish next year be a bigger cake.
39. So many candles… such a cupcake.
40. Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever’s in the glass.
41. Some words of wisdom for a birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
42. Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that matter?
43. Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your desires.
44. The best birthdays are those that haven’t arrived yet.
45. The first sign of aging occurs when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems. You have overcome all problems.
46. The older the violinist, the sweeter the melody.
47. It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
48. It’s older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
49. It must have been Napoleon who was in charge ever since you were separated from your mother.
50. It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember?!
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51st birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
52. Can you snuff all those candles or should I call the fire department?
54. Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
55. It has been proven that at the age of 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
56. It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now. I’ve already alerted the fire department.
57. Jack Benny said: “Age is just a matter of thinking about matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. “But in your case I think it matters, it matters A LOT!
Happy Birthday Mom Quotes
58. To someone who taught me the value of life and happiness no matter what our life status, happy birthday mom!
59. You may look frail and weak but you never know that you are the strongest person I know especially when it comes to protecting your children and family. I hope you have a great time on your birthday.
60. You will always surprise me. And just when I thought I was no longer susceptible to your loving touch, you always manage to show me that no matter how big or how old I get, I will always need a mother like you. Happy Birthday!
62. I want to say a little prayer for you today mom. I ask God to give you health and happiness because you gave your life for us, your children. Happy Birthday to the best mom in the world!
63. You are the most important gift that God has given me and I will forever cherish that gift until my last breath. Happy Birthday Mom!
64. More than all the riches this world can offer, I want to be someone who makes all your dreams come true. That would be an easy favor for someone who’s been monitoring me for a lifetime. Happy Birthday Mom!
65. Thank you for teaching me to be kind and a good person. I owe everything I am to you, my dear mother. Happy Birthday!
66. No matter how rich or famous I get or how far I go in life, I will always be grateful to you, my dear mother, for making all of this possible. Happy Birthday!
67. The best mom in the world deserves only the best. So don’t wonder why I’m going crazy preparing for your birthday!
68. You are the most wonderful person in my life. No woman can ever take your place in my heart because you are my only mother. Happy Birthday!
69. I can only imagine how difficult it is to bring your children into the world and raise them until they grow up and grow into mature and responsible people. Thank you for that. Happy Birthday Mom!
70. A loving mother like you deserves to have fun on your special day. Happy Birthday Mom!
71. No one can be as loving, supportive and protective as you. Happy Birthday Mom!
72. The Almighty gave me a special gift since my birth. A gift that was so peaceful and loving. A gift of kindness and care. A gift I like to call Mom.Happy Birthday Mom!
73. I hope that you always see a part of you in me when you think of me. Happy Birthday Mom!
74. I am very lucky to have you as my mother. I wish you a life full of love, warmth and happiness. Accept my best wishes on your birthday darling mom.
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76. No woman is as perfect as you. You may have your flaws, but you will always be perfect for your children. Happy Birthday Mom!
77. In every smile, tear and cheer, you were always there for me, supporting me over the years and providing me with all the energy I needed to get through the game called life. Happy birthday mom and thanks for everything!
78. You don’t stop laughing because you get old, you get old because you stop laughing. Happy Birthday Mom!
79. When I count my blessings, I can’t help but think of you. Thank you for the difference you have made in my life dear mother.
80. No matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, I would never be able to show you how much I appreciate everything you have done for me.
81. You are my hero, you are my strength. I wish you a happy birthday, mom!
82. Good mothers like you can only father good children like us. And I’m not even bragging about just telling the truth. Happy birthday, good mother!
83. I can always say this now, but I appreciate all the things you have done for me. I know I won’t be as charming and pretty without your genes. Happy Birthday Mom!
84. I want to say that you are my favorite mother but that would be wrong because after all you are the only mother I have and I will never prefer that anyone else take your place. I love you mommy!
85. A mother’s voice is always sweet. Never harsh even when she scolds. Happy Birthday to the best mom in the world!
86. For someone who is always there whether I am right or wrong. Happy birthday mom!
88. A mother can scold her children and admonish them when they have done something wrong. But rest assured that a mother will always be there to bring strength and compassion to her children. Happy Birthday Mom!
89. I hope I can make this day very special for you. You are the best mom in the world and I want to make sure this year’s birthday is the best ever. Happy Birthday Mom!
90. Words are not enough to show you how much I like you. So let me show you how important you are to me by celebrating your birthday in style. Happy Birthday to the best mom in the world!
91. A simple smile from you would be enough to let me know that I made the right decision to invite all your friends to your special day. Happy Birthday Mom!
92. It is funny that you have not only become a loving mother to me, but also a very good friend that I can confide in. Happy Birthday, Mother!
Happy Birthday Sister Quotes
93. I have been so lucky to have such a beautiful relationship with you, my wonderful sweet sister.
94. I have been so lucky to have such a beautiful relationship with you, my wonderful sweet sister. Happy Birthday.
96. You are undoubtedly one of the strongest women I know. You’ve been through so much and you’re still so positive. Happy Birthday.
97. A sister shares your birthday and you share hers and everyone is happy. Happy Birthday.
98. For your birthday I want to make you smile like you always help me smile. Happy Birthday.
99. A sister can love. Today I want to give you some of that back. Happy Birthday.
100. Thank you for being the soundtrack for my reality show. Happy Birthday Sister.
111. Happy birthday to the sister who never told me. you didn’t?
112. I like you so much I put your photo in my wallet instead of the attractive one that came with it. Happy Birthday.
113. Sisters help you understand the world better and appreciate it more. Happy Birthday Sister.
114. Thank you for being a great sister and for understanding me even though I never really understood you. Happy Birthday.
115. I should celebrate your birthday instead of you because I got a great gift the day YOU were born.
116th birthday cake is always good. A sister with a birthday cake is great. Happy Birthday.
117. A sister can also be a good friend. I love you. Happy Birthday.
118. Friends may come and go, but sisters should always be there. Happy Birthday.
119. Sometimes you fight with sisters, but you always make up. Sisters are keepers. Happy Birthday.
120. They say that a sister is a different flower from the same garden – and the sun shone on your side. Happy Birthday.
121. You are everything I could have asked for in a sister and more. I don’t know which of us is luckier! Happy Birthday.
122. To the best, most wonderful, loving sister in the world on her birthday and eve
123. If our crazy family were represented by cookies, you, my crazy sister, would be the chocolate chip. Happy Birthday.
124. You’ve always been my partner in crime, but you’ll need to as you get older. Happy Birthday.
125. Nobody can hug like a sister. Thanks for all the hugs. I hope I can get you one for your birthday.
126. For the person who always saw me for who I am and loved me anyway. Happy Birthday Sister.
127. You may be a year older out there, but you will always be my little sister. Happy Birthday.
128. You make me smile. You make me laugh. The whole time. Happy Birthday.
129. You are the best sister I have ever had. Also in my imagination. Happy Birthday.
130. Sisters don’t have to be funny to be around, but it’s great when they are. Happy Birthday.
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131. I don’t speak to you every day anymore, but you are still in my heart every day. Congratulations on your birthday, sister.
132. Hey, you are my sister. Of course I believe you are THAT age. Happy Birthday.
133. Superheroes are one in a million. Big sisters like you are one in a life. Happy Birthday!
134. You are everything I could have asked for in a sister and more. I don’t know which of us is luckier! Happy Birthday.
135. They say you can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your family. I’ve been lucky. Happy Birthday.
136. You can’t stop having birthdays and you can’t stop being my sister. And those are both good things. Happy Birthday.
137. For the person who could turn my tears into laughter. I love you. Happy Birthday.
138. There are many stories I can tell, so happy birthday sister or otherwise
139. I am so thankful to have a sister like you in my life. Celebrate your birthday big! You always deserve the best.
140. You were always a great sister, but you get better every year – not that I’m counting!
141. Happy birthday my beautiful sister. Thanks for being my best friend too. What would I do without you?
142. I cherish the years we grew up in. I will always remember how we laughed. Happy Birthday.
143. There are many sisters in the world, but you are without a doubt the best. Happy Birthday!
144. Happy Birthday Sister! We make a great couple because the photos of us always look so good!
145. For my sister, the kind of friend I’m excited to have and will love for the rest of my life! Happy Birthday!
146. You are the strongest, most beautiful and most amazing person I know inside and out. I am proud to call myself your sister. Happy Birthday!
147. I’ve always been able to laugh with you and cry with you and turn frowns into smiles. Happy Birthday!
148. You are valuable to me, sister. Enjoy your birthday and make more memories.
149. Having you as a sister makes my life more beautiful. I hope you know that. Happy Birthday.
150. Happy Birthday to my awesome sister and best friend over the years.
151. Thank you for always being there for me. Without you I would be absolutely lost. Happy Birthday!
152. We have shared so many good things and so many good times. Happy Birthday Sister!
153. I love you tons sister, you reserved a big space in my heart forever. Happy Birthday.
154. There is nothing in the world that compares to sisterhood – especially the millions of laughs! Happy Birthday.
155. We’ve shared laughs and feelings and picked up on each other when we’re down. I hope there will be many more laughs. Happy Birthday.
156. Happy Birthday! I hope the coming year brings you only wonderful things. I love you!
Happy birthday love quotes
157. Falling in love with you is as easy as falling in love.
158. It is not important that this day is your birthday. It is important that every day is your day and you are mine!
159. Loving you is a privilege, loving you is a blessing, being with you is a wish come true.
160. Lots of love on your birthday and always.
161. My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you.
162. My love, to love is one thing, being loved is another, being loved by the one you love is everything.
163. Next to you is one of my favorite places. Happy Birthday.
164. I love you more than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
165. I love your eyes, I love the way you kiss, the fact that you are always there and the way you love me, there are so many things I love about you, there are not enough words in the world, to put it better than I love you.
166. If I had only one wish, I would wish that you see how others see you and then you will know how unique and special you are.
167. I am mesmerized by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and mesmerized by your love. No wonder I always think of you.
168. When you hold my hand the worst days seem easy, when you smile at me the darkest thoughts disappear. You will never be taken for granted, I have no life without you.
169. When you whisper words of love to me, when you laugh, when you say a kind word even in the darkest night, it gets lighter. Thank you for who and what you are. I love you.
170. With each passing year I love you more and more.
171. Every year I will love you more. Remember that your best years are ahead of you and I will be there for every ups, downs and in-between.
172. On your birthday you get many greetings but this one comes to you with all my love.
Happy birthday quotes for friends
173. Have a nice day my friend Hopes and dreams I send to you May all be good and all come true. On this very special day for you!
174. Enjoy the music while your friends sing the beautiful Happy Birthday song! Make the most of your big day today!
175. Today is a perfect day to tell you that you are a wonderful friend. Happy Birthday! I wish you all the best today and in the coming year!
176. Happy Birthday! I wish your life to turn into many of your most cherished desires.
177. Special friends are a rare find, but I’m glad you’re one of mine! Happy Birthday to a friend I will never forget!
178. My friend, it’s time to pop the champagne, make some noise, eat something, throw confetti and pop balloons. Celebrate your birthday, you deserve the best!
179. It’s your birthday, you can be more than crazy! It’s time you show what you’re really made of!
180. On your birthday I wish you the courage to live at least one more dream, to fulfill one more wish and to make another person’s life beautiful.
181. Do you know why I never have to ask for any blessing from God? That’s because He gave me friends like you! Happy Birthday dear friend.
182. Finding a good friend is like looking for a four-leaf clover. But I got lucky! Happy Birthday! May beauty and happiness surround you today and beyond.
183. I made every arrangement for someone to drive us home. Do you know why? Because we will celebrate and celebrate your birthday!
184. Am I the first to wish you a happy birthday today? NO? The second? No? Regardless, I thought I was the first person to think of you at midnight on your special day
185. I wish that for every extra candle on your cake, you would get an extra reason to smile. Best wishes for your birthday!
186. May you enjoy a day doing the special things you love to do because today is your birthday and it’s all about you!
Happy birthday dad quotes
187. Your soul is pure, your heart is priceless and your wisdom is amazing. Happy birthday dad!
188. When I was growing up, you taught me to laugh. I hope you laugh on your special day.
189. Dad, you are my hero, my role model, the man I look up to and dream to become. Happy birthday dad!
190. No man in this world could have been a better father to me than you. Happy birthday dad!
191. My wishes have all come true, all because of a daddy like you. Happy birthday dad!
192. There may be many great fathers, but there is only one great one, you!
193. The older you get, the smellier you get. Happy birthday old fart!
194. Dad, you deserve a wish that will earn you the stars.
195. I may not be the perfect kid, but you are the perfect dad. Happy birthday dad!
196. Dad, you were there for me from the start and always had my best interests in mind. You are one of the most important people in my life and I love you with all my heart. Happy birthday dad!
197. I could never find a gift that would measure the love you showered me in.
198. Happy Birthday to the best dad ever. I remember when you cleaned up my skinned knees, held my hand across the street and taught me how to reach for the stars. You are my inspiration and my hero.
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199th birthday wishes and dreams are reserved for you today dad.
200. You may be an old man but man I love you. Happy birthday dad!