Jokes are one of the things that we will continue to enjoy, especially in our free time. They help relax our brain and relieve stress and tension when we laugh when we hear them. I’m sure you and your kids will enjoy this selection of Funny Cheesy Jokes. The knock-knock jokes are excellent and the cheesy ones are exciting. The word games and riddles are specially designed for children, while the love jokes are strictly for adults. For the kids, you might want to put some of these jokes in their lunch box along with some snacks, the kids will surely love it. Just look.
1. Knocking!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless whom
I have not sneezed!
2. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
tank who?
Please!
3. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(kiss me my sweet prince)
4. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for a smile!
Who’s there?
justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it’s crowded!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting old, open the door!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee, who?
Anee one you like!
10. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I have pain when tapping!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Who’s there?
Cheerful.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
a herd.
A flock who?
A herd you were at home with so I came over!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Worship.
do you love who
Adore is between us. Open!
15. Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
17. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine Hawaii, you?
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
19. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
boo
boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
20. I know a great knock knock joke.
OK, tell me.
Good. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
21. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
Butter!
butter who?
I won’t tell you!
22. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
I am in love.
i love who
I don’t know, tell me!
23. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly
Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Who’s there?
Madam.
woman who?
Mrs. foot was caught in the door!
25. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
26. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
Value.
worth who?
Is my valentine worth?
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Green salad.
salad who?
It’s cold out here.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place, can we get some food?
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
I want you to let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
31. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Muesli.
cereal who?
muesli pleasure to meet you.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
dozen who?
Dozen someone wanna let me in?
Who’s there?
Needle.
needle who?
Needle little money for the films.
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm stuck in his apple.
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU LUCKY I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
boo
boo who?
Gosh don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow who?
mooooo!
38. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
figs!
figs who?
Figs the doorbell is broken
39. Slap Slap!
Who’s there?
Banana!
banana who?
Banana split so ice cream!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, will you let me in?
Really cheesy jokes – cheesy funny jokes –
41. Question: What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I love Baskin robins.
42. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
A: Because it’s a small meteor
43. Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: It never lands!
A: Because it was framed!
45. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt bad
46. Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
47. Q: Why was the strawberry baby crying?
A: Because his mother and father were in a jam.
48. What do lawyers wear in court?
A: Complaints!
49. Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leave me alone!
50. Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: Help, I fell and I can’t get dizzy!
51. Q: What happens when the smog rises over Los Angeles?
A: UCLA
52. Q: What are cans called in Mexico?
A: Mexi cans
53. Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look red
54. Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!
55. Q: Why shouldn’t the shrimp share its treasure?
A: Because he was a small shellfish
56. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasto
57. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
58. Q: What do you call a man who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor
59. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue eating his pizza?
A: He ate it before it was cool!
60. Q: Which dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog
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61. Q: What kind of crackers do firefighters like in their soup?
A: cracker!
62. Q: What did the digital clock say about the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!
63. Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite spot on a computer?
A: The spacebar!
64. Q: What month do soldiers hate the most?
A: The month of March!
65. Q: What does a football stadium illuminate?
A: A football game
66. Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.
67. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted hard cash!
68. Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese
69. Q: Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he excelled in his field.
70. Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: “Smiles” because there’s a mile between each letter.
71. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke hasn’t been invented yet.
72. Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife fall asleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
73. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
74. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite
75. Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Regret code.
76. Q: Why couldn’t the bike stand alone?
A: It was two tired!
77. Q: What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You are too young to smoke!
78. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A Sue
79. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
80. Q: What stays in the corner and travels around the world?
A: A postage stamp
Cheesy jokes for kids
81. Question: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane?
A ME!!!
82. Question: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
83. Question: What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
84. Question: What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
85. Question: What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Adam!
86. Q. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A. You don’t have the guts.
87. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted hard cash!
88. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. “Are you mom?”
89. Question: What was the grape doing when it was entered?
A. It let out a little wine!
90. Question: How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A. Put some Boogey in!
91. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they were flying across the bay, they’d be bagels!
92. Which dog keeps the best time?
A. A watchdog.
93. Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
94. How do crazy people walk through the forest?
A. You take the psychic path.
95. What do the prisoners use to call each other?
A Cell phones.
96. Question: What do you get from a spoiled cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
97. Q. Where do bees go to the toilet?
A. At the BP station!
98. Question: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
A. Odor in the dish.
99. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Survey
100. Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
Cheesy love jokes
101. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass again?
102. There are 206 bones in the human body… want another one?
103. Got a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Because I’d love to tap that!
104. Want to ring in the new year with a bang?
105. Hello, the voices in my head were telling me to come over and talk to you.
106. I would marry your cat just to get into the family.
107. I’m dying of thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade.
108. Do you know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
109. Hello. I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
110. Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you have beautiful eyes.
111. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold on
112. I would suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
113. Do you work on the subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!
114. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!
115. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
116. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in it.
117. Let’s play carpenter. First we are hammered, then I nail you!
118. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
119. Are you a parking ticket? Because you wrote FINE everywhere.
120. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!